9/15/2008

Saturday Night Live

*** update at 10pm 9/15/2008 - my video is gone - youtube is not permitted to keep the SNL skits up. I've tried to embed off of the NBC site but it totally sucks balls... just go here to see it (it's worth the ride)***

They are so good... the only thing I can bare to watch on SNL is the political satire and "the news"... enjoy!



18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kelly,

Good news. 527 is lauched to expose Obama's support of 4th trimester abortions:

commercials will start airing this week!

http://www.bornalivetruth.org/

Obama supports letting infants to die if they should survive the violent act of abortion.

MellanKelly said...

I love it when those who are anti-abortion are so blatantly moronic... it just makes things easier for those of us who value the lives of women. We just have to point out the fact that those against abortion aren't even aware of human reproduction (three trimesters, sweetie.)

And no person in their right mind would believe that Obama (or any person with political aspirations in the United States) would support infanticide. You'd have to either be a man made of straw or a complete bloody idiot to perpetuate such absurdities.

Man, but there are a LOT of fruit-balloons wandering the Internet unsupervised, no?

MellanKelly said...

ps. stay away from sharp objects

MellanKelly said...

Mr. Anonymous: you didn't get the joke...well sadly, it's not really a joke.

mellankelly: Hmmm... maybe that's the problem. Jokes are supposed to be funny. But then again, maybe the joke fell flat because you said "4th" and "trimester" (psst. "tri" means three)

Mr. Anonymous: Tell that to Giana Jessen, who survived a saline abortion

mellankelly: Malarkey. Ever hear the phrase "burden of truth"?

Mr. Anonymous: Tell that to your abortionist friends who are slicing and dicing unborn children

mellankelly: What about my doctor friends who are slicing and dicing undead corpses (I know an undead corpse and a doctor removed her gallbladder... the humanity!)

Mr. Anonymous: How can you sleep at night...?

mellankelly: Typically on my left side, left arm under the pillow, right leg bent, left leg straight and I sleep really, really well. How do you sleep at night?

Anonymous said...

"Malarkey. Ever hear the phrase "burden of truth"?"

Malarkey? have you no shame?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gianna_Jessen

MellanKelly said...

Mr. Anonymous: Malarkey? have you no shame?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gianna_Jessen

mellankelly: Wikipedia is written collaboratively by volunteers.
In an article regarding the many instances of false information on Wikipedia, Charles Cooper writes, "The hope is that the collective wisdom of the cyberworld can police the system to catch the mistakes sooner rather than later." and "Somebody nursing a grudge can always pervert or airbrush the historical record." I suppose this also could be said about somebody who is pushing a particular ideology.

A story is just a story without proof. What I find shameful is someone who would perpetuate anti-abortion myths without properly researching the information using non-biased sources.

What it comes down to is that any information gathered should be cross-referenced using multiple (hopefully non-biased) sources. This takes a lot of time and effort on the part of the person who wishes to extract the most accurate and verifiable information available. Some people do not have the time nor the inclination to do so.

Anonymous said...

kelly,

read it and weep:

http://www.jillstanek.com/archives/2008/09/giannas_bonafid.html#trackbacks

MellanKelly said...

Hmmm... a list of things I am wondering:
Why would I weep?
Why is it so difficult to comprehend the concept of "non-biased sources"?
Is the "truth" commenting on this blog the same as the "truth" from the RH site?
Why can't anyone in my family use a bath towel more than once?

Anonymous said...

"Why would I weep?"

That's true, I shouldn't expect too much from a Godless kook liberal.

now calling a girl with cerebal palsy a liar.

MellanKelly said...

Mr. Anonymous: Godless kook liberal

mellankelly: I love that band (they now just go by GKL) don't they sing that song "Anti-embryo bigotry"? Oh wait, that was the Evil Baby Killers (EBK).

ps. Princes Feminazi is going to be so pissed that she didn't see that one before she created her screen name.

Princess "Feminazi" - are you happy Smelly?? said...

I really am rather pissed that I didn't think of that one first! Is it too late to change? Oooohhhh, Kel, you'd love the new commercial for one of our Senator candidates - he's being called the "Boulder liberal" (YIKES! Scary Boulderite). He supports a WOMAN's right to CHOOSE. How did we get taken out of the equation? Everyone should be required to read The Handmaid's Tale. If the anti-choice group gets it's way we'll all be baby machines.

MellanKelly said...

It's not too late to change but I'm sure you'll get the opportunity when you forget your name/password again... heehee. What?

So anyway... whats the name of this Boulder Liberal (I remember the scary feeling we got whenever we crossed into the Republic of Boulder... chills just went down my spine.) I want to take a look at this add.

ps. Are you ever going to get around to sending me a birth mother support group that is not affiliated with an adoption agency? I still cannot find one anywhere but I'm sure that they must exist!

pps. we've gotta get some ga-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s!

Princess "Feminazi" - are you happy Smelly?? said...

F-O jackass :) I'll try to find one tonight. I'll keep you posted (no, really, there wasn't a pun intended). Much love BEOTCH. Hey, I didn't know you were a registered independant. Have you been "wooed" by either side?

MellanKelly said...

Yes, Princess, I was all set to vote for Obama and then I realized that McCain had a vagina on the ticket and then I was all "SHE has a vagina? I have a vagina too!" So, obviously, I've changed my vote.

MellanKelly said...

ps. BIATCH!

Princess "Feminazi" - are you happy Smelly?? said...

Totally NOT what I meant. Both sides are calling and going door-to-door of registered independants to see if they can get them to vote "their" way. THAT'S what I meant - not that you'd gone certifiably, bat-shit, I-have-no-respect-for-myself-so-I'll-vote-for-someone-who-thinks-even-less-of-me insane :) Michael is a registered indy and we've had a couple of calls/visits from both sides.

MellanKelly said...

What if I did go certifiably, bat-shit, I-have-no-respect-for-myself-so-I'll-vote-for-someone-who-thinks-even-less-of-me insane? Would you do an intervention? Would you televise it... because I am seriously considering doing it for my fifteen minutes (it's either that or a sex tape.) Waddya think?

But seriously, I haven't been "wooed" as of yet. What have they been using as woo?

MellanKelly said...

ps. suckabutt